Intrepid Trump Triple Trumped! By Austin Isikhuemen
Donald John Trump, a prominent American politician, media personality, and entrepreneur, held the esteemed position of the 45th President of the United States, serving from 2017 to 2021. In 1968, Trump obtained his undergraduate degree from the prestigious Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania.
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America, their America. So wrote the poet J. P. Clark
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly was a movie
About America’s wild wild west of the cowboys
Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef and Eli Wallach (Tuco)
Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Ramirez was the Ugly Trump surpassed
Used subterfuge, lies, stealth and fear to gain ascendancy
Knew well which party had the temperament and courageous daftness
To swallow hook, line and sinker the barefaced untruths he would spin
And depend on using him knowing full well he was using them!
Never mattered to ReTrumplicans if America turns 3rd world
Abuse the elegant lady, an exemplar of diplomacy and FLOTUS beatitudes
Call her unprintable names, from that mouth designed for obscenities
Grade school kids considered his speech uncouth, demeanor demeaning
Could it be his mental growth experienced arrested development?
Didn’t his mom so state, in a moment of inspired clairvoyance?
This maternal warning to America, given selflessly, went unheeded
They rallied while he railed, spewing division, fear and hate
Enablers, some brilliant, some stupendously wealthy, many selfish
Others shortsighted, ignorant, skin avatars, ‘impunitious’ sons of guns
They gathered, like vultures, waiting for the carcass of a dead democracy
Others, lying under their teeth, in utter repudiation of their faith’s tenets
Against the strict directive of the 4th commandment in their holy book
Calling the name of their God in vain, lied that He spoke to them
That this demagogue, indistinguishable from the Pharisees of old
Was the Almighty’s choice in an election where He is not registered
Crude calls, to make great again that which never stopped being great
MAGA mouthed by mugus doesn’t a saint make out of a scoundrel
Bad habits die hard, a cheater must cheat and a liar by nature lies
How can a racist stop race baiting when his horde professes racism
Sad to see those demonized call him hero, yet not a new phenomenon
Must take evil genius to make Cruz cruise voluntarily with you
On the same boat that bears the name ‘INFAMY’ in bold print
Same man you cursed and falsely accused his dad of regicide
Called Heidi unflattering names that caused a stir in cyberspace
Some genius indeed! Now Ted is a living dead in US politicospere
Attacking the Capitol?
That’s defecating in the market square by midday
Political sacrilege, dumb maneuver, historical hara-kiri if there was one
Is there no limit to unthinking greed, and unbridled impunity?
Breaking windows to access democracy’s hallowed chambers?
You insult those whose mandate, freely given, you sought to steal
Nemesis. Karma. Retribution. They are patient my friend
They neither respect, recognize nor defer to, millionairehood or penury
They wait, patiently, obstinately, fully armed, and take no prisoners
Get set my friend, for inevitable accounting to these even-handed judges
They take their pound of flesh, surely, painfully, with precise exactitude
Instead of building the fence, you will be busy paying for defense
On cases sprouting from the Congress to the US courts of law
Verdicts of the courts of public opinion and social media already abound
Jnr should let you know as he is yet unbanned by Twitter and Facebook
Tragically Jnr mistook the Capitol for Africa where he shoots wildlife for pleasure
A penny for your thoughts about Pence, an enabler turned democrat
Do you feel betrayed by your staunch advocate who jumped the boat
Just when the gorge got too deep and the waves menacingly high?
You feel a pernicious hatred for Pence, co-speaker of untruths
He who told you to use God but left you to face Satan alone?
Corralled all your descendants to the imbrioglio in the Whitehouse
Taught them damnable gutter-lese and criminal incitement methodology
You have done well, in the art of family apprenticeship
A family that faces the same fate – in white house or orange jumpsuits
That will be another first, in the competition that you think you are in
Please pay Rudy his fees. He is rude but did your Biden, sorry bidding
Takes a lot of courage to deliberately talk balderdash on a global podium
The running hair dye across his scowl of a face was the first sign
That you will run away from him after he fooled himself for you
His ghoulish image will haunt you Mr. President, unless you pay
When you begin selling those towers and golf courses Sir
Do remember to sell to some of my countrymen who supported you
A few MOGs come to mind, they will fly down to Mar-a-Lago
In private jets bought with money’s just like yours – phony and tainted
They will like to have that high-rise in NYC renamed MUGU TOWERS
Didn’t the sage say “once beaten, twice shy”?
You got beaten by voters, by the courts and the Congress
Is it true you still talk with ill-fitting braggadocio?
Swaggering around Mar-a-Lago, considering painting it white?
The sage did also say Sir, “the hood doesn’t make the monk”
Make yourself happy to enjoy your retirement, please contact a sangoma
They need to exorcise the thoughts of Obama whose star blinds you so
From your vindictive spirit and the ghost of inadequacy
That done, appeal to the four ex-Presidents not to treat you with scorn
So you can re-join them after the prison terms and imminent bankruptcy
When those fail, phone a friend with loads of experience in Uganda
He is sure to tell the secrets for longevity in democratic tyranny
And the ways and means of boldfaced opposition emasculation
You too can re-enroll in lifetime Presidency in 2024 in spite of Nancy
Dying in office would ensure sympathy for your kids by a mourning USA
Kano, 26st January 2021 – Austin Isikhuemen
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